Cheney makes me laugh - He looks like Mr. Burns on the Simpsons

I could be wrong, but I believe that Dick Cheney and Mr. Burns off the Simpsons are one of the same. And I have evidence that could prove my theory is correct. The following evidence:

1. Both of them lack compassion.
2. They are both bald.
3. They both talk out the sides of their mouths.
4. They both are yellow- one in color, the other is a coward.
5. They both think they rule the world. The delusional thought is not only inclusive in the cartoon world, but it is
part of the cartoon world that "Dick" thinks he is in charge of in the "real" world.
6. Both have been shot... Correction... one was shot and the other, during a possible drunken stupor, shot a
fellow hunter-- my bad.

So, they you have the proof and evidence that is needed to show the two are the same identical person. Well, this would be considered enough evidence on PalTalk, in text or voice. Go figure.

Satarel