<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23606413</id><updated>2011-04-21T20:57:38.925-07:00</updated><title type='text'>IIPN - Internet Independent Political Network</title><subtitle type='html'>Beings politics has become so volatile, we here at IIPN believe humor is the only method to use while trying to take the edge off of the bitter banter that has become all too common in the political arena.

Keep the humor within the realm of decency and away from slander, libel, and vulgarity, if you can.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iipn.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23606413/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iipn.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Q Jordon</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9EDpGxqJF5c/TYuerwPJQEI/AAAAAAAAADA/NiuVECAaokY/s220/satanic.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>8</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23606413.post-7018419863191631143</id><published>2007-08-04T01:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-04T01:17:15.456-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sorry I have been missing!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;"&gt;I am back for now. I have been very busy and I apologize for it. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23606413-7018419863191631143?l=iipn.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iipn.blogspot.com/feeds/7018419863191631143/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23606413&amp;postID=7018419863191631143' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23606413/posts/default/7018419863191631143'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23606413/posts/default/7018419863191631143'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iipn.blogspot.com/2007/08/sorry-i-have-been-missing.html' title='Sorry I have been missing!'/><author><name>Q Jordon</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9EDpGxqJF5c/TYuerwPJQEI/AAAAAAAAADA/NiuVECAaokY/s220/satanic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23606413.post-114747450767692930</id><published>2006-05-12T15:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-12T15:55:07.686-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Illegals - We don't need no stinkin Illegals!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;Though, I realize that many Illegals in America have been here for years, they are still illegal. The term undocumented worker sounds like the politically correct way of saying- ILLEGAL, but I enjoy the term ILLEGAL over it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;Nobody asked for the Illegals to come to the United States, but they crossed the border without any respect for the country they entering. And now, they demand citizenship. Sure, you get citizenship when you cross back over the border and attempt getting your citizenship the correct way.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;I do blame corporate America for the situation that has developed. They are the ones that are hiring them to "do jobs that Americans will not do". But many Illegals are crossing over into jobs that Americans can do, and make good money doing.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;The construction industry is one of those areas. Many Illegals hang out around certain areas within my city, waiting for someone from a half-baked construction company to hire them for the project at hand. They are temps that usually have one legal among them, telling them where, how, and when to meet up with these companies that will hire an illegal under the table.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;Many ILLEGALS do not care if they are taking jobs away from Americans, nor do they care about the possible breaking up of unions, due to them under cutting the wages of union workers.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;It is time to fine companies, and make it hurt. Then ship the ILLEGALS back home to whatever nation they came from.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;Satarel&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23606413-114747450767692930?l=iipn.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iipn.blogspot.com/feeds/114747450767692930/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23606413&amp;postID=114747450767692930' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23606413/posts/default/114747450767692930'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23606413/posts/default/114747450767692930'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iipn.blogspot.com/2006/05/illegals-we-dont-need-no-stinkin.html' title='Illegals - We don&apos;t need no stinkin Illegals!!!'/><author><name>Q Jordon</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9EDpGxqJF5c/TYuerwPJQEI/AAAAAAAAADA/NiuVECAaokY/s220/satanic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23606413.post-114747370300584512</id><published>2006-05-12T15:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-12T15:43:07.310-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Going down quicker then Jeff Gannon at a Log Cabin Fundraiser</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;It appears G.W. Bush and Dick Cheney are going down faster in the polls then anyone can hope. It is not that I like to see a President fail, but when you begin with a failure it usually means you end up with a failure.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;I really have to wonder about those that are still leeching on to his buttcheeks. Those that voted for him a second time, and now are still holding on to S.S.G.W. Titantic. The ship is definitely sinking quicker then a man shot in the face during a quail hunt. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;At least when Jeff Gannon was visiting the White House, he helped keep some poles up. (Freudian Slip- I digress). &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;But at the same when Jeff Gannon was visiting, some polls were around the ankles.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;With numbers like 29% for the pResident, and 17% for the vICE pResident, you begin to wonder how low can they go. With these two clowns, the cesspool is the limit.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;Satarel&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23606413-114747370300584512?l=iipn.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iipn.blogspot.com/feeds/114747370300584512/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23606413&amp;postID=114747370300584512' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23606413/posts/default/114747370300584512'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23606413/posts/default/114747370300584512'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iipn.blogspot.com/2006/05/going-down-quicker-then-jeff-gannon-at.html' title='Going down quicker then Jeff Gannon at a Log Cabin Fundraiser'/><author><name>Q Jordon</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9EDpGxqJF5c/TYuerwPJQEI/AAAAAAAAADA/NiuVECAaokY/s220/satanic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23606413.post-114192202199190849</id><published>2006-03-09T08:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-09T08:33:42.003-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Rattler or Tattler</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;t has come to my attention that we have two online rags that ridicule the individuals that participate on an online chat server called PalTalk. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;It is a sad commentary when people have to get personal about others on online chat. But, if these people have the time, I suppose that within itself speaks volumes. Telling these people to get a life, I would imagine it to be redundancy.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;Their life becomes downing others about their lifes or opinions. What a way to go. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;Satarel&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23606413-114192202199190849?l=iipn.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iipn.blogspot.com/feeds/114192202199190849/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23606413&amp;postID=114192202199190849' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23606413/posts/default/114192202199190849'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23606413/posts/default/114192202199190849'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iipn.blogspot.com/2006/03/rattler-or-tattler.html' title='Rattler or Tattler'/><author><name>Q Jordon</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9EDpGxqJF5c/TYuerwPJQEI/AAAAAAAAADA/NiuVECAaokY/s220/satanic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23606413.post-114185204681837537</id><published>2006-03-08T13:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-08T13:08:21.826-08:00</updated><title type='text'>IIPN - Internet Independent Political Network</title><content type='html'>To be or not to be?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Democratic Convention has drawn interest from eleven&lt;br /&gt;cities willing to host the 2008 DNC, twice the number that&lt;br /&gt;had applied in 2004. And of the eleven that have bid, seven of&lt;br /&gt;cities are in the red states. One has to wonder if some of these&lt;br /&gt;red state Democrats are smelling the proverbial blood, after&lt;br /&gt;the perceived lies and scandals have plagued the GOP, as of&lt;br /&gt;late.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Satarel&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23606413-114185204681837537?l=iipn.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iipn.blogspot.com/feeds/114185204681837537/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23606413&amp;postID=114185204681837537' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23606413/posts/default/114185204681837537'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23606413/posts/default/114185204681837537'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iipn.blogspot.com/2006/03/iipn-internet-independent-political_08.html' title='IIPN - Internet Independent Political Network'/><author><name>Q Jordon</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9EDpGxqJF5c/TYuerwPJQEI/AAAAAAAAADA/NiuVECAaokY/s220/satanic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23606413.post-114179140584332467</id><published>2006-03-07T20:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-07T20:16:45.850-08:00</updated><title type='text'>IIPN - Internet Independent Political Network: March 2006</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://iipn.blogspot.com/2006_03_01_iipn_archive.html"&gt;IIPN - Internet Independent Political Network: March 2006&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have to be kidding me. I thought I was the only&lt;br /&gt;owner of the IIPN domain... Pfft....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Q Jordon&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23606413-114179140584332467?l=iipn.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iipn.blogspot.com/feeds/114179140584332467/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23606413&amp;postID=114179140584332467' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23606413/posts/default/114179140584332467'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23606413/posts/default/114179140584332467'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iipn.blogspot.com/2006/03/iipn-internet-independent-political.html' title='IIPN - Internet Independent Political Network: March 2006'/><author><name>Q Jordon</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9EDpGxqJF5c/TYuerwPJQEI/AAAAAAAAADA/NiuVECAaokY/s220/satanic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23606413.post-114176278568220532</id><published>2006-03-07T12:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-07T12:49:27.480-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Cheney makes me laugh - He looks like Mr. Burns on the Simpsons</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;I could be wrong, but I believe that Dick Cheney and Mr. Burns off the Simpsons are one of the same. And I have evidence that could prove my theory is correct. The following evidence:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;1. Both of them lack compassion. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;2. They are both bald.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;3. They both talk out the sides of their mouths.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;4. They both are yellow- one in color, the other is a coward.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;5. They both think they rule the world. The delusional thought is not only inclusive in the cartoon world, but it is &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;part of the cartoon world that "Dick" thinks he is in charge of in the "real" world.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;6. Both have been shot... Correction... one was shot and the other, during a possible drunken stupor, shot a &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;fellow hunter-- my bad.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;So, they you have the proof and evidence that is needed to show the two are the same identical person. Well, this would be considered enough evidence on PalTalk, in text or voice. Go figure.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Satarel&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23606413-114176278568220532?l=iipn.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iipn.blogspot.com/feeds/114176278568220532/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23606413&amp;postID=114176278568220532' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23606413/posts/default/114176278568220532'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23606413/posts/default/114176278568220532'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iipn.blogspot.com/2006/03/cheney-makes-me-laugh-he-looks-like-mr.html' title='Cheney makes me laugh - He looks like Mr. Burns on the Simpsons'/><author><name>Q Jordon</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9EDpGxqJF5c/TYuerwPJQEI/AAAAAAAAADA/NiuVECAaokY/s220/satanic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23606413.post-114176042825436064</id><published>2006-03-07T11:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-07T11:40:28.263-08:00</updated><title type='text'>IIPN- Irrelevent Internet Political Network</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;I wish to welcome you to the new blog that is a counter to those blogs that take politics too serious.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;We, here at &lt;em&gt;IIPN&lt;/em&gt;, believe politics is one big ball of comedy wrapped up in  "bungy underwear".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;So without wasting anymore space, let the blogging begin.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;Satarel&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23606413-114176042825436064?l=iipn.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://iipn.blogspot.com/feeds/114176042825436064/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23606413&amp;postID=114176042825436064' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23606413/posts/default/114176042825436064'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23606413/posts/default/114176042825436064'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://iipn.blogspot.com/2006/03/iipn-irrelevent-internet-political.html' title='IIPN- Irrelevent Internet Political Network'/><author><name>Q Jordon</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9EDpGxqJF5c/TYuerwPJQEI/AAAAAAAAADA/NiuVECAaokY/s220/satanic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
